"They do not see what lies ahead, when sun has faded and moon is dead!" ~ Smeagol/Gollom
"I merely chewed in self-defense. I never swallowed." ~ Draco, from Dragonheart
"The dead arent so bad, once you get to know them." ~ Unknown
"Sometimes my mind just gets in the way. Sometimes not." ~ Krusk, Half-Orc Barbarian
"You could just as easily get a shark to give up swimming as you could get a ranger to stay at home." ~ Soveliss
"Im not insane. IM JESUS!" ~ Alex
"Me? I'm just honest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." ~ Captain Jack Sparrow
"Blinkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!" ~ Will Scarlet, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"On second thought, lets not go to Camelot. Its a silly place." ~ King Arthur
"Only one thing worse than a dragon... Americans." ~ Greedy, Reign of Fire
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." ~ Bilbo
"All I want in life is an unfair advantage." ~ Aaron
